Weirdest thing in your purse

It seems that just because I carry a purse, I become the pack mule for the family. But it makes for some pretty funny discoveries. There have been times when I have searched for a pen in my purse only to come up with a rock, a toy car, crayons, and several dirty tissues.

Right now, the weirdest thing in my purse is a plastic eyeball (as seen to the right).

Can you top me? What's the weirdest thing in your purse?